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Bancuri
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Bancuri noi..:: Cunosti un banc bun ? Spune-l! // Top expeditori ::..
Pe autostrada Bucuresti-Pitesti merse un trabant si ii se oprise motorul. La un moment dat aparuse un Ferrari si ii spuse:
Intr-o zi unu cu un Mercedes venea de la mare pe autostrada. la un moment dat vede in spatele lui o Dacie si acceleraza pana la 140 km/h,Dacia tot in spatele lui... merge la 180 km/h, la fel Dacia tot in spate...merge pna la 200 km/h.
O blonda vine de la produs si o ia pe scurtatura printr-un cimitir
Un fotbalist la preot:
În autobuz, 2 prietene stau de vorba: - Ce ai, draga, ca nu arati prea bine? - Pai, aseara am facut 38 cu 1. - Curios, eu am facut 69 cu 2 si ma simt minunat…
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